i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
