dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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