we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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