Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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