I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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