She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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