I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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