ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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