found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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