It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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