States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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