i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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