I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest