I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop