I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?