Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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