my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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