ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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