Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
