fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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