Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i barfeds in our rink
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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