is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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