Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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