I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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