Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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