went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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