Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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