Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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