question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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