Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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