If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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