Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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