If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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