How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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