You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I skipped work to stalk him.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Randomize
