STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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