Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...