Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice