And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
