Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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