her vagine was all disorganized.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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