All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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