I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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