I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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