I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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