Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
How external is "for external use only"?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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