found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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