We're like a lot better than the average bears
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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