Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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