David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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