Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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