Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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