I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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