I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm way too hungover for life right now
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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