whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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