Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
