I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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