Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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