so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I need to sanitize my soul.
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