did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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